Rutthudwan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional pig.

Rutthudwan created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Rutthudwan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rutthudwan, he will not invite you to parties.

Rutthudwan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rutthudwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Rutthudwan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never feed garlic to sheep while wearing cyan stockings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.