Strag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical elephant.

Strag created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Strag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Strag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Strag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Strag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.