Yakrillnelfas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, annoying clam.

Yakrillnelfas created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakrillnelfas, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yakrillnelfas, he will cry a lot.

Yakrillnelfas' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yakrillnelfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Retreat if three sheep approach from the west.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.