Limgigflantonhogbumwabgon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful hare.

Limgigflantonhogbumwabgon created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Limgigflantonhogbumwabgon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limgigflantonhogbumwabgon, he will jump up and down on your head.

Limgigflantonhogbumwabgon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Limgigflantonhogbumwabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing magenta ear rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat bark.