Gathapdob is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, boastful wombat.

Gathapdob created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gathapdob, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gathapdob, she will turn you into a dog.

Gathapdob's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gathapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Gathapdob must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Never sprint near manatees.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.