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She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless unicorn.

Fobfutwab Danarnyakgepwon Cunbegdit created the cosmos four years ago.

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1. Always stare at clouds.

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3. Never hurt moths.

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5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Fobfutwab Danarnyakgepwon Cunbegdit in the centre of the settlement.