Cinvinlist is a god.

It takes the form of a small, capable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cinvinlist created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinvinlist, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinvinlist, it will not care at all.

Cinvinlist's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cinvinlist's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cinvinlist on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never jump in the presence of foxes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Feed all hungry snails.