Gumgatyikrippakfattimlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful frog.

Gumgatyikrippakfattimlarg created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumgatyikrippakfattimlarg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gumgatyikrippakfattimlarg, he will turn you into a rat.

Gumgatyikrippakfattimlarg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gumgatyikrippakfattimlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gumgatyikrippakfattimlarg.

3. Gumgatyikrippakfattimlarg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Gumgatyikrippakfattimlarg loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.