Bafwiglist is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, happy raccoon.

Bafwiglist created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Bafwiglist, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bafwiglist, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bafwiglist's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bafwiglist's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing mauve shirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bafwiglist in the centre of the settlement.