Nibtag is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring
tapir.
Nibtag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibtag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nibtag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Nibtag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Nibtag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Hide from cyan mites for they are unholy.
3. Never sing in the presence of moths.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never jump in holy places.