Rulripdag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient dugong.

Rulripdag created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulripdag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulripdag, he will turn you into a mole.

Rulripdag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rulripdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must love Rulripdag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.