Ceptitraplansigpaslibsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody eagle.

Ceptitraplansigpaslibsaw created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceptitraplansigpaslibsaw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ceptitraplansigpaslibsaw, it will send you a sign.

Ceptitraplansigpaslibsaw's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ceptitraplansigpaslibsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to goats while wearing indigo boots.

2. Never talk about special relativity near sheep while wearing brown stockings.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ceptitraplansigpaslibsaw in the centre of the settlement.