Tipjatgem is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak raven.

Tipjatgem created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tipjatgem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipjatgem, she will not invite you to parties.

Tipjatgem's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tipjatgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Never feed wheat to cats while wearing hats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.