Donlogquart is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, slow mink.

Donlogquart created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Donlogquart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Donlogquart, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Donlogquart's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Donlogquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near birds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear purple coats.