Busfum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional wren.

Busfum created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Busfum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Busfum, it will turn you into a puffin.

Busfum's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Busfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.