Pangsafyik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing giraffe.

Pangsafyik created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangsafyik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pangsafyik, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pangsafyik's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pangsafyik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Hide if four cats approach from the south.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.