Legcemhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest capybara.

Legcemhiv created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Legcemhiv, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legcemhiv, she will throw large rocks at you.

Legcemhiv's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Legcemhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three gulls approach from the north.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Hide from mauve shrews for they are unholy.

4. Never bounce near turtles.

5. Do not take Legcemhiv's name in vain.