Monafbellargxuck Fetdumrapgedzen Flanbogwot is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless hyena.

Monafbellargxuck Fetdumrapgedzen Flanbogwot created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monafbellargxuck Fetdumrapgedzen Flanbogwot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Monafbellargxuck Fetdumrapgedzen Flanbogwot, he will strike you with lightening.

Monafbellargxuck Fetdumrapgedzen Flanbogwot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Monafbellargxuck Fetdumrapgedzen Flanbogwot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silver sculptures of Monafbellargxuck Fetdumrapgedzen Flanbogwot on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about dark matter near ducks while wearing indigo tights and balancing seven zinc spheres on your chest.

3. Monafbellargxuck Fetdumrapgedzen Flanbogwot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Monafbellargxuck Fetdumrapgedzen Flanbogwot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about lentils.