Weevidgup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless bat.

Weevidgup created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weevidgup, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weevidgup, he will turn you into a puffin.

Weevidgup's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Weevidgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the east.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weevidgup.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.