Dudappwod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured dog.

Dudappwod created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dudappwod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudappwod, he will be very sad.

Dudappwod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dudappwod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dudappwod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. You must pray to Dudappwod seven times a day.

5. Always wear pink.