Fotappneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witless wyvern.

Fotappneg created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotappneg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fotappneg, she will not care at all.

Fotappneg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fotappneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fotappneg on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never go into orange rooms.