Renxemfar is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating hydra.

Renxemfar created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Renxemfar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Renxemfar, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Renxemfar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Renxemfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not take Renxemfar's name in vain.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.