Pomfligpogboss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless raven.

Pomfligpogboss created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfligpogboss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pomfligpogboss, it will turn you into a worm.

Pomfligpogboss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pomfligpogboss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not take Pomfligpogboss' name in vain.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Pomfligpogboss in the centre of the settlement.