Didruttpangcutmob is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, vain wyrm.

Didruttpangcutmob created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didruttpangcutmob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Didruttpangcutmob, he will turn you into a dog.

Didruttpangcutmob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Didruttpangcutmob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide from purple horses for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.