Xucsakceb is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, contented guinea pig.

Xucsakceb created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Xucsakceb, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucsakceb, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xucsakceb's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Xucsakceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine snails in a large pit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. You must never eat parsnips.