Fudfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident butterfly.

Fudfeb created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfeb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fudfeb, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fudfeb's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fudfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fudfeb loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.