Rakfengam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unselfish bear.

Rakfengam created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakfengam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rakfengam, he will destroy your home planet.

Rakfengam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rakfengam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Rakfengam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakfengam.

5. Fast once a month.