Linbifxemyart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart chinchilla.

Linbifxemyart created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Linbifxemyart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Linbifxemyart, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Linbifxemyart's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Linbifxemyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pour water over plants.