Saklimquat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able naga.

Saklimquat created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Saklimquat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Saklimquat, she will think nothing of it.

Saklimquat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Saklimquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Saklimquat on top of all buildings.