Dodsugzodloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, capable lobster.

Dodsugzodloop created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodsugzodloop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodsugzodloop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dodsugzodloop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dodsugzodloop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. You must pray to Dodsugzodloop seven times a day.

5. Never look at planets.