Cisslambin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet slug.

Cisslambin created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Cisslambin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cisslambin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cisslambin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cisslambin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Do not speak about beans.