Tarvabsug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring hare.

Tarvabsug created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tarvabsug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tarvabsug, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tarvabsug's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tarvabsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Do not take Tarvabsug's name in vain.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.