Higcitgunbin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful salamander.

Higcitgunbin created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Higcitgunbin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Higcitgunbin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Higcitgunbin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Higcitgunbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about special relativity near mice while wearing magenta dresses and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never paint your hands indigo.