Citdobtik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless fox.

Citdobtik created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citdobtik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Citdobtik, it will send minions to preach to you.

Citdobtik's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Citdobtik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three capybaras approach from the east.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Citdobtik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about optics.