Fagdudrapveg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating octopus.

Fagdudrapveg created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagdudrapveg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fagdudrapveg, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fagdudrapveg's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fagdudrapveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not kill eagles.