Yakgidsug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, quiet porpoise.

Yakgidsug created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgidsug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yakgidsug, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yakgidsug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yakgidsug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Yakgidsug in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing black corsets.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Put Yakgidsug first in all things.