Dag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured toad.

Dag created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat bread.