Jandoglag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced bird.

Jandoglag created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jandoglag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jandoglag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jandoglag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Jandoglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Jandoglag loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.