Yarpspaglak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, witless capybara.

Yarpspaglak created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpspaglak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarpspaglak, it will not care.

Yarpspaglak's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yarpspaglak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.