Dad Rulldoblop Gebtamcet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic dryad.

Dad Rulldoblop Gebtamcet created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dad Rulldoblop Gebtamcet, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dad Rulldoblop Gebtamcet, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dad Rulldoblop Gebtamcet's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dad Rulldoblop Gebtamcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. You must pray to Dad Rulldoblop Gebtamcet seven times a day.

5. Never wear violet shirts.