Fennurnartspagpidtagpog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic whale.

Fennurnartspagpidtagpog created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fennurnartspagpidtagpog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fennurnartspagpidtagpog, he will not care at all.

Fennurnartspagpidtagpog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fennurnartspagpidtagpog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fennurnartspagpidtagpog.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Fennurnartspagpidtagpog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear black.