Libvagkik is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent fly.

Libvagkik created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Libvagkik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libvagkik, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Libvagkik's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Libvagkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide from red porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry otters.