Stikbitlat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able dragonfly.

Stikbitlat created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikbitlat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stikbitlat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stikbitlat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stikbitlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about dark energy near tortoises while wearing cyan trousers and balancing three tin spheres on your neck.

5. Never paint your arms red.