Cun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring gnu.

Cun created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cun, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Cun loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Retreat if seven geese approach from the north.

5. Never feed melons to birds while wearing blue skirts.