Zangondobmiprawsafbeptaf is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate slug.

Zangondobmiprawsafbeptaf created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zangondobmiprawsafbeptaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zangondobmiprawsafbeptaf, she will turn you into a goat.

Zangondobmiprawsafbeptaf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zangondobmiprawsafbeptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to whales while wearing orange skirts.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.