Ragbegwap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fussy hydra.

Ragbegwap created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbegwap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ragbegwap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ragbegwap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ragbegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.