Quammumpod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident mole.

Quammumpod created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quammumpod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quammumpod, she will refuse to believe in you.

Quammumpod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Quammumpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed lots of beans to porpoises while wearing brown shoes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Quammumpod loves mites, so they must be respected.