Sagfotlit Ripcunpark is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet finch.

Sagfotlit Ripcunpark created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagfotlit Ripcunpark, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagfotlit Ripcunpark, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sagfotlit Ripcunpark's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sagfotlit Ripcunpark's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Sagfotlit Ripcunpark.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Sagfotlit Ripcunpark loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about fire.