Tippompinjen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tranquil wyvern.

Tippompinjen created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tippompinjen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tippompinjen, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tippompinjen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tippompinjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never pour water over plants.