Yarldubwee is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart dingo.

Yarldubwee created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarldubwee, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarldubwee, she will not care at all.

Yarldubwee's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yarldubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Worship no other gods but Yarldubwee.

5. Never pour water over plants.